The daily musings of sea & sun

SoCal girl @ UC Davis. BMB major, c/o 2018. HOSA: Future Health Professionals member fighting for equally in all respects. Living w/passion (fangirling) above the influence.

baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man:

Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee:

Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man:

I never filled out an application.

Employee:

Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man:

No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee:

Well, but that doesn't-

Man:

AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee:

But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man:

OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee:

Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man:

Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee:

...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man:

Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee:

That...doesn't make any sense.

Man:

NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man:

Fuck you, slut.

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

syntaxbitch:

Yes, yes. Very nice. But I’m just gonna add my favorite wardrobe change.

Now it’s perfect!

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de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

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nixxie-fic:

Whatever mode of transport you use to get there, be it by Train, Flying car, Thestral, Bike, Bus, Broom, or Blow yourself up like a Balloon -

May your journey to Hogwarts this September 1st for the beginning of term, be safe, calm & uneventful.

Unless you’re Harry Potter - and then you’re screwed! (x)

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Harry Potter & September 1st

lifeasanaggie:

Due to school, I don’t usually have a lot of time to do leisure reading during the school year.

I try to reread Harry Potter during the summer, usually late July for his birthday. But since I had orientation for Davis then, I didn’t get a chance.

So now it’s September 1st and here I am,…

22 years ago 

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ABC Picks Up Marvel’s ‘Agent Carter’ (x)

ABC Picks Up Marvel’s ‘Agent Carter’ (x)

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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